Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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