my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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