I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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