dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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