why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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