Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I love having hate sex.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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