I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
youre lurking in front of me
id be glad to
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
