Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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