Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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