Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
