Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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