It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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