Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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