Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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