But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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