It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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