I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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