Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I love having hate sex.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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