Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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