we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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