i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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