Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i think i have herpe
just one?
It was confusing and full of hummus
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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