Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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