You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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