So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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