Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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