Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
it glows. i had to have it.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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