He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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