After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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