We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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