How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
