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(602): View more from Arizona

Goodnight sugar queer

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Sugar queer??

(602): View more from Arizona

Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.

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(416): View more from Toronto

ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor

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(520): View more from Arizona

This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important

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