her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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