If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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