She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
i think i just lost a toe
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