I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My bed smells like the plague
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