Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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