Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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