just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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