I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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