You really coming over, don't trick.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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