But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I am one with the molecules
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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