Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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