I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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