I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
This is classic penis vs brain.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
The ass gains better be worth it
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