ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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