she looked like the bat from fern gully.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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