Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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