There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Shame is for Republicans.
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