I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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